Saturday, October 14, 2006

You're blocking my sun

When my sister moved down here to Alabama in May, we/I had grand plans of spending weekends at the beach, bikini-deep in Budlight, but life/her boyfriend got in the way. They broke up in August when he took her away for the weekend, then started making out with a random girl in the pool when my sister went up to the room to change her clothes. She monitors all her ex-boyfriends relationships on their MySpace's and told me random pool girl is driving down from New York to be with him again this weekend (and I thought I had a propensity for stalking!).

While I don't know how altruistic her intentions are, my sister is whisking me away to the beach in Destin this weekend. I've already laid down the ground rules: no booze, boys or new tattoos. Er, maybe just this once.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Should only take me about 4 hours to get to destin. BRT.

edgykay said...

It might take me a little longer. Keep the beer cold and the boys hot, please.

And ha! Look at the word verification for today:

nsxlov

Clearly, something about sex and love. It's Destin-y!

Terri G said...

I got tymiwkv - which looks like timmywikvee to my twisted little brain.

Thank gawd for MySpace - how else would we be able to track the comings and goings of people in our loved ones' lives?

Oh wait. Not that I would know or anything!
;)
Have so much fun this weekend...WOOHOOO!

kittycatlane said...

Whoa, the ex boyfriend sounds like he has an even shorter attention span than I do!
What... did he forget who he was with, in that short time she went to change her clothes? OH wait, maybe he's far sighted and he didn't know she left, and was thinking that the female with him in the pool was her???? Ummmm, he got lonely? She was choking and he needed to give her mouth to mouth?
Yes, yes, I can see, he would have some valid reasons for being the leg humping, horn dog that he is.

You two have fun, and if you get a tat... you do know we will require pictures?
The, no booze rule, pffft even I know that won't last 3 minutes.
Guys, well we require pictures there too. LOL BIG HUGS, Steph
my word verification sounds like my mouth is full. afmpfl

Anonymous said...

Have a great time in Destin!
Enjoy your drinks and guys AND tats. ;)

My word verification sounds Japanese osaciui...(or maybe it is just because I watched Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift a few minutes ago.lol)

Alabamagal

Unknown said...

Have fun in the sun - it's gotta be warmer than this crap up here in Michigan!

Cheers!!!

patresa hartman said...

wait wait wait.

she and her boyfriend went on vacation. and he made out with some girl in their hotel pool while she changed her clothes?

WHAT?!

that kind of stuff happens? who does that? people are bizarre.

at any rate, have fun in destin. :)

Haphazardkat said...

I want sun and booze!! *hops up and down* ME ME!!!
Sisters ex boyfriend sounds like a total loser.
My word is: hrrnaj
Hmm...phonetically sounded out it sounds kinky! WOO HOO!
gads..I need to seriously get a life.

junquedujour said...

"no booze, boys or new tattoos"

yeah, like THAT's gonna happen

Joy said...

Let me know how THAT goes! I can't imagine the no booze part. ick. what's the point in living?
Loves!
Candy

Mamabooties said...

Yeah i got rid of my myspace because I couldn't stand all the slutty bitches leaving stupid ass comments on my ex's account, while I was living with him, having and taking care of his child. Ah guys, they are great...... Oh wait maybe that's why I am single?