(x - y) / 2 = z
x = age, in years, of old, decrepit crone with the failing liver;
y = age, in years, of her college party-girl sister;
z = number of times x will vomit after a night on the town trying to keep up with y
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Ha ha. I went on a three-day cruise with my younger, college party brother last month. I hate to admit it, but this formula worked pretty well. My z came out to 3.5 ... but I can't remember everything so I threw in a few more points for the margin of error ... just to be on the safe side.
But did she hold your hair while you puked?
I've been gone. I've been hiding. I've been, well, busy. But now, I am laughing at your equation while mourning your poor kitty. Since the kitty is winning, I'll check back in later and more frequently so I can laugh at the fun stuff more often.
elute
that equation is enough to make me feel for you. Spent lots of time throwing up in the last year and a half so I am feeling for you.
Ooof.
Just think of it as a lesson taught to the younger one. This is what she has to look forward to.
Plain Jane: the thought of being on a boat, rocking to and fro, while being hungover...ugh!
Darren: no, but she did drive home.
Julie: I've missed you!
Leah: at least you get something to show for it when you're done. :)
Sarah: I think her big lesson for the weekend was deciding maybe she could marry for money (it's gorgeous in Destin!)
Ohhhh yeah! good times! Just when you think you've learned how to drink and hold your alcohol those young bitches come around and the lessons go out the window.
Hope you recover quickly!
Candy~
This is not the example you should be setting for your future kidney donor.
Oosh!
-M.
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET??? LOL oops did I yell??? Was that too loud? I think I'll go bang some pans around in the kitchen. OH, I know, I'll make you some runny eggs with a side of tuna....
hehe
BIG HUGS, Steph
Well your right I do get something soon. Although the first year a half all I got was a free sinus surgery....Oh yeah and the nice knowing of my bc failing. YES. Throwing up rocks ass.
ewwww. 5?
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