101 things you probably didn't need to know

1. I always wanted to be an archeologist (and still do)
2. I believe in reincarnation
3. Next life, I plan on being a slutty gay man
4. I can touch my nose with my tongue
5. I'm an insomniac
6. I don't always swallow
7. I once thought I was driving to Austria, but ended up in Switzerland
8. While drunk, I've lost 6 watches
9. ....and 3 pairs of earrings
10. I'm afraid of bridges
11. I've gotten 13 speeding tickets
12. I once took a Latin exam, and wrote all my answers in Spanish
13. I can write in cursive, backwards and upside down
14. I can drink diet pepsi and imagine it's bud light
15. I can drink an Atkins chocolate protein shake and imagine it's kalua & cream
16. I've moved 45 times
17. I eat crunchy peanut butter out of the jar
18. I'm a LEO
19. I wear a sweater if it's cooler than 75 degrees F.
20. A ouji board told me I'd die at 42 - and I believe it
21. I have whole cds I can't listen to because they make me cry
22. I can ask for a beer in 6 different languages
23. I was a bartender
24. My favorite shot is a lemon drop body shot
25. My screen name at the bowling alley is "Sexy Butch"
26. I love shoes
27. .....but have ugly feet
28. I always wanted to have a little girl
29. My eyes are hazel but bright green when I'm emotional
30. I have extremely cold-sensitive teeth - sometimes I have to drink beer with a straw
31. I've never been on a blind date
32. I sleep with a FLAT pillow
33. I've broken my nose twice
34. I've never been in a fist fight
35. I've weighed from 102 to 140 lbs during the past 10 years
36. I'm shy
37. I'm an only child
38. I accidentally forgot to file my state taxes
39. TWO YEARS IN A ROW!
40. I have 6 cats
41. .......and a dog
42. I climbed a pyramid in Chichen-Itza with a hangover (and the bus had to stop so I could get out and throw up)
43. I'm quite sure I was George Harrison's greatest fan
44. My cell phone plays Fur Elise
45. Volcanoes turn me on
46. ...so do Latisismus Dorsi
47. ...and Depeche Mode's Dave Gahan's voice.
48. I eat Whoppers malted milk balls until I'm sick
49. I was a medic in the Army
50. I feed 21 cats each day

***Here's the intermission...yawn, take a little break, scratch yourself and bring me a drink while you're up***

1. I love any and every combination of purple and green
2. I'm Irish, Hungarian, German and a tiny bit Polish - when people ask, I just say IRISH
3. I was Captain of my Varsity Lacrosse and Field Hockey teams
4. I only wear thong underwear
5. I melt butter and pour it over microwave buttered popcorn
6. I used to be 5'7"...now I'm only 5'5"
7. I've had sex in a canoe
8. I have a hard time saying "I love you"
9. My ring finger is a size 4-1/2 (uh, in case you want to pop the question).
10. I consider driving a 5 speed a good workout
11. I can't parallel park
12. INXS was the first concert I ever attended...
13. Natalie Merchant was the most recent
14. I can whistle, but not sing
15. Calla Lillies are my favorite flower
16. I don't like Lord of the Rings
17. I would kidnap Tom Brady of the NE Patriots if I thought I could get away with it
18. I learned how to drive when I was 12
19. ....so my dad could drink beer in the car
20. I love reality tv shows
21. ....but would hate to be on one
22. I know 4 different versions of solitaire
23. My 400+ cds are arranged alphabetically
24. My closet is arranged by color (ROYGBIV)
25. Each of my shoe boxes has a photo of the pair inside
26. I think Angelina Jolie is HOT
27. If I had been a boy, my name would be Shane
28. I got caught cheating in 6th grade and never did it again
29. I went to a Catholic elementary school
30. I have a BS in Biology/Chemistry
31. I don't use an alarm clock (I'm automatically up by 5:00)
32. When I'm drinking, my ears turn red
33. ....and I can't find enough laps to sit on
34. One of my biggest faults is insecurity
35. Another is impulsiveness
36. And I'm an amazing procrastinator
37. I want to live in Italy
38. ....and eat gelato EVERY DAY!
39. My favorite song is Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes
40. I can't listen to it without crying
41. I don't always swallow
42. I can drive a forklift
43. I can also take out large chunks of walls with said forklift
44. I've driven 120 mph on the autobahn
45. I won $350 the first time I played Blackjack
46. I'm a virgin (just seeing if you're paying attention)
47. I can forge my ex-husband's signature
48. My first word was "existentialist" (so says my dad)
49. I chipped my bottom tooth while skinny dipping
50. Every week, I buy myself flowers and pretend someone loves me