Monday, March 05, 2007


Apparently, the separation between church and state in Enterprise, Alabama is the width of one street. The row of churches (Baptist, Methodist, and Catholic) adjacent to the high school was left virtually untouched Thursday afternoon.

[St. John's Catholic church, minus one tree]

My sister and her best friend were in her 2nd story apartment in Troy, Alabama during another batch of tornadoes that day. The weatherman advised them to hunker down and her stepfather called, telling them to "get the fuck out of that building". Braless, in their wet, white wifebeaters and clutching their box of wine, they ran to the nearest house, where they must've seemed like a dream-come-true to the resident lesbian. Who said Mother Nature doesn't have a sense of humor?


Darren said...

Where are the pictures of your sister in the wet t-shirt?

ms. biped said...

wow, that's pretty amazing that the churches were untouched.

and pretty funny that your sister grabbed a box of wine before she saved herself.

CQ said...

Darren: men aren't predictable, are they? :)

P: the lesbian whose house she invaded added whiskey to the party...