I've had the tea and tampon. I think I'd like to be the one who uses the epilady on you. Could you facilitate that, please? I'll be free next week. I'll bring the salt.
I have nothing nice or positive to say, but, I am thinking that Gatorade and antifreeze mixed will kill a grown man... I have a gun you can borrow? How about a louisville slugger? Running over them with a car, then putting it in reverse? I guess I better stop, although I'm sure I can think of many, many more. BIG HUGS, Steph
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Although, if you say something like, "Smack me harder, daddy," you're kinda prepared. You know?
yeah we can't fix 'em and it's illegal to kill 'em -- well, that is IF you get caught.
oh god Sarah -- that is funny!
I think I'll "be the bigger person" (as you told me recently), and not comment...until I get some tea and a tampon.
I've had the tea and tampon. I think I'd like to be the one who uses the epilady on you. Could you facilitate that, please? I'll be free next week. I'll bring the salt.
What would hurt more - Epilady or waxing? 'Cause I know the waxing part, and would often prefer it to the pain of "men".
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I have nothing nice or positive to say, but, I am thinking that Gatorade and antifreeze mixed will kill a grown man... I have a gun you can borrow? How about a louisville slugger? Running over them with a car, then putting it in reverse? I guess I better stop, although I'm sure I can think of many, many more. BIG HUGS, Steph
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